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Grown-up words- de jour.
To keep the naughty nice-
When folks were out of sight.

Doctor moms advice?
Dont pick it!
If a doorknobs caked with ice;
Dont lick it!
If your promise cant be kept;
Don’t make it
If its the last one left;
Dont take it.
If it makes your sister cry;
Dont do it;
If its on your plate to try;
Just chew it.
If its much too hot to touch;
Dont drink it!
If it makes the devil blush;
Dont think it!
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Mom-isms
Date: Sunday, 22nd October 2017 @ 06:58:18 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry


Contributed By: softerware

You’ve heard it – I am sure.
Grown-up words- de jour.
To keep the naughty nice-
When folks were out of sight.

Doctor moms advice?
Dont pick it!
If a doorknobs caked with ice;
Dont lick it!
If your promise cant be kept;
Don’t make it
If its the last one left;
Dont take it.
If it makes your sister cry;
Dont do it;
If its on your plate to try;
Just chew it.
If its much too hot to touch;
Dont drink it!
If it makes the devil blush;
Dont think it!


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