Array ( [sid] => 184382 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Facelift [time] => 2017-08-04 00:22:08 [hometext] => The day I flossed my eyes. [bodytext] => If you’ve never had a facelift;
Please note they advertise
With twenty something models
Beside adoring guys!

I fell for it, I must admit;
(Actually, several times!)
Some things to know, before you go;
Are here below, in rhyme.

They showed me stunning photos
Before and after stuff
I couldnt get my checkbook
from my handbag fast enough!

I guarantee youll never see
The middle photos guys;
Between us girls, I may have hurled,
But Ill let you decide!

I dont recall them mentioning
The staples and the stitches;
The black and blue;
(On purse and you);
And underneath? it itches!

You swell like hell
Til you can’t tell;
Your nostril from your lip.
In gauze enough;
That standing up;
You’d pass for a Q-tip.

Food wont fit between your lips;
Youre nibbling puddinged rice;
And youve been told
That youll explode;
If you don’t keep it iced.

You pack your face with frozen peas
And wrap up in a scarf
You sleep upright
Your skins so tight;
And then, of course, you barf.

Yes, beauty’s all its cracked to be;
And trust me, we all crack!
So save those dimes
Cause in due time;
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Facelift
Date: Friday, 4th August 2017 @ 12:22:08 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: softerware
If you’ve never had a facelift;
Please note they advertise
With twenty something models
Beside adoring guys!

I fell for it, I must admit;
(Actually, several times!)
Some things to know, before you go;
Are here below, in rhyme.

They showed me stunning photos
Before and after stuff
I couldnt get my checkbook
from my handbag fast enough!

I guarantee youll never see
The middle photos guys;
Between us girls, I may have hurled,
But Ill let you decide!

I dont recall them mentioning
The staples and the stitches;
The black and blue;
(On purse and you);
And underneath? it itches!

You swell like hell
Til you can’t tell;
Your nostril from your lip.
In gauze enough;
That standing up;
You’d pass for a Q-tip.

Food wont fit between your lips;
Youre nibbling puddinged rice;
And youve been told
That youll explode;
If you don’t keep it iced.

You pack your face with frozen peas
And wrap up in a scarf
You sleep upright
Your skins so tight;
And then, of course, you barf.

Yes, beauty’s all its cracked to be;
And trust me, we all crack!
So save those dimes
Cause in due time;
These wrinkles will be back!

This poem is Copyright © softerware


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