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We all have a universal translator in us
When (others) non English try to talk English I need its help
Whoever or where ever they learn English they suck at teaching
We true born have to translate it into actual English
And Lost in Translation truly occurs

English is a hard language to master
Filled with disaster
Try to use some fill in words learner, please
Create sentence structure at least

My translator is working hard
But sometimes it says, no!
Then my fuses start to blow
That/'/s the time for me to go
So I don/'/t explode in frustration

They, the sayer thinks they are saying it right
But it is wrong for all the right reasons
Learn some more English and come back next season
That is not my language and you are driving me crazy
Or is it your thick and not paying attention or you are lazy?

I/'/m going to implode from bad English
Headaches and anger are here
Must move away from situation
Go home, drink beer
Cool my rage, put the beast in his cage

Education is to blame
We are all lacking it
We are all in the same boat
Set adrift on the strange fact that one planet does not have one language
And that language must be English

But I cant control my feelings
When translating bad speakers poor English
I want to Hulk out in a gigantic rage
Bust the walls of the grammatical cage

Take me to a happy place
Where everyone speaks English
Has tea and crumpets on the lawn
Stays in bed till noon
And we never have to yawn

By banjosandwitch 14/07/16
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJT61QsAuU7hehrvVrRoxtg




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English!
Date: Friday, 15th July 2016 @ 04:46:56 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: banjosandwitch
English!

We all have a universal translator in us
When (others) non English try to talk English I need its help
Whoever or where ever they learn English they suck at teaching
We true born have to translate it into actual English
And Lost in Translation truly occurs

English is a hard language to master
Filled with disaster
Try to use some fill in words learner, please
Create sentence structure at least

My translator is working hard
But sometimes it says, no!
Then my fuses start to blow
That/'/s the time for me to go
So I don/'/t explode in frustration

They, the sayer thinks they are saying it right
But it is wrong for all the right reasons
Learn some more English and come back next season
That is not my language and you are driving me crazy
Or is it your thick and not paying attention or you are lazy?

I/'/m going to implode from bad English
Headaches and anger are here
Must move away from situation
Go home, drink beer
Cool my rage, put the beast in his cage

Education is to blame
We are all lacking it
We are all in the same boat
Set adrift on the strange fact that one planet does not have one language
And that language must be English

But I cant control my feelings
When translating bad speakers poor English
I want to Hulk out in a gigantic rage
Bust the walls of the grammatical cage

Take me to a happy place
Where everyone speaks English
Has tea and crumpets on the lawn
Stays in bed till noon
And we never have to yawn

By banjosandwitch 14/07/16
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJT61QsAuU7hehrvVrRoxtg






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