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Instead of being a chick magnet, my vehicle is a curse.
No woman will go out with me because I own a hearse.
I bought my hearse because it runs great and it was dirt cheap.
But when women see it, they slap my face and call me a creep.
I finally got a date with the woman of my dreams.
But when she saw my hearse, she ran and screamed.
Women don//'//t want to make out where corpses have been.
Because of my vehicle, they won//'//t date me, they find other men.
If you already have a bad love life, making my mistake will only make it worse.
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It's A Curse To Own A Hearse
Date: Wednesday, 2nd March 2016 @ 10:39:52 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson



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Instead of being a chick magnet, my vehicle is a curse.
No woman will go out with me because I own a hearse.
I bought my hearse because it runs great and it was dirt cheap.
But when women see it, they slap my face and call me a creep.
I finally got a date with the woman of my dreams.
But when she saw my hearse, she ran and screamed.
Women don//'//t want to make out where corpses have been.
Because of my vehicle, they won//'//t date me, they find other men.
If you already have a bad love life, making my mistake will only make it worse.
Women will not date a man if he drives a hearse.

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