It's A Bad Idea To Beat Up David Banner
Date: Wednesday, 13th January 2016 @ 10:58:08 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry


Contributed By: randyjohnson

I used to be a bully who had really bad manners.
I learned that it/'/s a bad idea to beat up David Banner.
He turned into The Hulk who was green.
It was the scariest thing I/'/ve ever seen.
He picked me up and threw me through a door.
I decided then and there not to be a bully anymore.
I was so frightened and it was too much to bear.
After it was over, I had to change my underwear.
The Hulk was so big and frightening that he made every woman in the room faint.
I later learned that it wasn/'/t The Hulk at all, it was just Lou Ferrigno covered with green paint.

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