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Hold that thought
Think for a second
Please think for one more
Before you dial my digits
And call me on my phone

Hold on person with the phone to your ear
Are you calling to report a crime?
Has someone had an accident?
Did someone just die?

Are you calling to invite me out to party?
To tell me I'm the greatest in the world and you love me?
That I'm a winner of a Million pounds?
I'm being knighted by the Queen?

Hold your jibba jabba!
Don't call to chat chunks!
I haven't got time you phone freak!
Put it away and chat face to face
Why don't you come around for a cup of tea and a slice of cake?

by banjosandwitch 06/06/15


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Hold the phone
Date: Saturday, 6th June 2015 @ 08:05:53 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: banjosandwitch
Hold the phone

Hold that thought
Think for a second
Please think for one more
Before you dial my digits
And call me on my phone

Hold on person with the phone to your ear
Are you calling to report a crime?
Has someone had an accident?
Did someone just die?

Are you calling to invite me out to party?
To tell me I'm the greatest in the world and you love me?
That I'm a winner of a Million pounds?
I'm being knighted by the Queen?

Hold your jibba jabba!
Don't call to chat chunks!
I haven't got time you phone freak!
Put it away and chat face to face
Why don't you come around for a cup of tea and a slice of cake?

by banjosandwitch 06/06/15




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