Array ( [sid] => 177263 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Santa Claus is surfing on-line [time] => 2013-12-04 09:49:13 [hometext] => C'mon, get in the mood! [bodytext] => You better not slouch, you better not sigh,
you better stay sharp, I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is surfing on-line.

He's making a list, he's checked it out twice,
he's plumped for a site where they're naughty, but nice.
Y and P and DC on-line!

He'll know if you've been tippling
some champers for your slake.
He'll know if you are pickled or stewed
so be good for goodness sake!

Oh! You better not slouch, you better not sigh,
you better stay sharp, I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is surfing on-line!

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Santa Claus is surfing on-line
Date: Wednesday, 4th December 2013 @ 09:49:13 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry


Contributed By: spud

You better not slouch, you better not sigh,
you better stay sharp, I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is surfing on-line.

He's making a list, he's checked it out twice,
he's plumped for a site where they're naughty, but nice.
Y and P and DC on-line!

He'll know if you've been tippling
some champers for your slake.
He'll know if you are pickled or stewed
so be good for goodness sake!

Oh! You better not slouch, you better not sigh,
you better stay sharp, I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is surfing on-line!

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