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[aid] => mick
[title] => May I decorate Your Home
[time] => 2011-03-02 23:38:39
[hometext] => this just a fun horror writing, don't look at it in a serious way.....must watch an old Adams Family movie again
[bodytext] => I Looked at your house
Hmmm pretty boring
Let me decorate your home
And you will never be the same
Start with the lounge
Black walls
Yellow frame around the window
With a pair of blues eyes staring at you
A Wink now and then
Pretty cool don't you think
The bathroom
Oh no
Out with the boring white
Toilet Brown
Bathroom pink
With a naked women as your shower head
Screaming unearthly screams
Everytime you open the tap
HA HA that sounds like fun
Bedroom
Big broken heart bed
One side red
One side black
Dagger in the middle
You sleep on the one side
And whoever on the other
Now this might seem extreme to you
But madam
Can i decorate your house
I Am so looking forward
Of hearing from you
OK OK we can rethink
The shower head
ha ha ha ha ha
Till later
See you again
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[informant] => Dirkj
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[alanguage] => english
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