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Looks like a new idea
I can’t stop myself talking about it
I think I have got verbal diarrhea

I think I can change the world
Because this idea is brilliant as it is
It can make a ‘Him” become ‘Her’
And a ‘Her’ become ‘His’

My brain farts again
Looks like a new idea too
If maybe, I can mix some yellow and green
I could make them trees turn blue

But now, its I who farts
And the funny smell makes me smile
The bride is gonna say ‘I Do’ now
I think I should probably get down the aisle

- Tejas Thakker
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Fart
Date: Saturday, 1st December 2007 @ 12:42:04 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: tejas9999

My brain farts
Looks like a new idea
I can’t stop myself talking about it
I think I have got verbal diarrhea

I think I can change the world
Because this idea is brilliant as it is
It can make a ‘Him” become ‘Her’
And a ‘Her’ become ‘His’

My brain farts again
Looks like a new idea too
If maybe, I can mix some yellow and green
I could make them trees turn blue

But now, its I who farts
And the funny smell makes me smile
The bride is gonna say ‘I Do’ now
I think I should probably get down the aisle

- Tejas Thakker

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