Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor Date: Sunday, 2nd September 2007 @ 12:27:13 AM AEST Topic: Sad Poetry Contributed By: randyjohnson A couple of my wives left because of the way they were treated. But most of them left because I cheated. My last wife left because I have the mouth of a sailor. I've been married more times than Elizabeth Taylor. Is adultery really grounds for a divorce? When I ask my therapist, he says of course. I've been married eighteen times and I'm only thirty-six. When I get married, my wives usually leave pretty damn quick. When it comes to a certain part of my anatomy, I'm not well-endowed. That doesn't help and neither does having the face of a sow. This poem is Copyright © randyjohnson Important note: ALL POETRY ON THIS SITE IS COPYRIGHT. If you wish to use any poem for any purpose, please either EMAIL Mick from the sites feedback form, or go to the AUTHOR'S site and EMAIL the author for permission. If you Email Mick for permission on any poem that is not his personal works, he will endeavor to contact the author on your behalf. This poem comes from Your Poetry Dot Com https://www.your-poetry.com/ The URL for this poem is: https://www.your-poetry.com/route.php?page=poetry/PoemDetail&story_id=137103