Elmer Fudd Date: Saturday, 1st September 2007 @ 12:14:18 AM AEST Topic: Sad Poetry Contributed By: randyjohnson I decided to sleep with a woman who I met on a bus. Her husband shot me because he caught us. When I got shot, the bed was covered with blood. I looked to see who shot me and it was Elmer Fudd. I begged him for mercy but he said no. I have no privates because he shot me below. Obviously rabbits aren't the only things he shoots. I got a good lawyer and I bankrupted him in a lawsuit. Today Fudd told me that I'm pathetic and that he's appalled. I told him that I might be pathetic but at least I'm not poor and bald. This poem is Copyright © randyjohnson Important note: ALL POETRY ON THIS SITE IS COPYRIGHT. If you wish to use any poem for any purpose, please either EMAIL Mick from the sites feedback form, or go to the AUTHOR'S site and EMAIL the author for permission. If you Email Mick for permission on any poem that is not his personal works, he will endeavor to contact the author on your behalf. This poem comes from Your Poetry Dot Com https://www.your-poetry.com/ The URL for this poem is: https://www.your-poetry.com/route.php?page=poetry/PoemDetail&story_id=137080