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December 6, 2002

THE PLACE de CRÈME

Topless waitress Spicy Lee,
As one might think, was great to see,
For where she worked, the Place de Crème,
Required their girls to be supreme.

And Spicy Lee was that and more,
Even when her clothes she wore,
And dressed in scanties, and in none,
Her plentitude was that to stun.

Politely customers she served,
And when she did, she was observed,
And verily their necks careened,
When she across the table leaned.

And happy patrons were they all,
And tables filled and ev’ry stall,
And they alert and wide-eyed, too,
Forever Spicy kept in view.

With Spicy bouncing here and there,
All heads are turned to at her stare,
And thoughts of food, and it to eat,
Was more on Spicy’s double treat.

And less of eating’s thought about,
As Spicy bounces in and out,
And bus’ness booms; and it is seen
How Spicy spices the cuisine.

But questions rise of Spicy’s need
In place where folks their faces feed,
But reasons yet are not complete,
For watching bouncies while you eat.

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THE PLACE DE CREME

Contributed by SidneyCid on Sunday, 29th May 2005 @ 10:10:14 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

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December 6, 2002

THE PLACE de CRÈME

Topless waitress Spicy Lee,
As one might think, was great to see,
For where she worked, the Place de Crème,
Required their girls to be supreme.

And Spicy Lee was that and more,
Even when her clothes she wore,
And dressed in scanties, and in none,
Her plentitude was that to stun.

Politely customers she served,
And when she did, she was observed,
And verily their necks careened,
When she across the table leaned.

And happy patrons were they all,
And tables filled and ev’ry stall,
And they alert and wide-eyed, too,
Forever Spicy kept in view.

With Spicy bouncing here and there,
All heads are turned to at her stare,
And thoughts of food, and it to eat,
Was more on Spicy’s double treat.

And less of eating’s thought about,
As Spicy bounces in and out,
And bus’ness booms; and it is seen
How Spicy spices the cuisine.

But questions rise of Spicy’s need
In place where folks their faces feed,
But reasons yet are not complete,
For watching bouncies while you eat.

Copyright Â© SidneyCid ... [ 2005-05-29 22:10:14]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: THE PLACE DE CREME (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Monday, 30th May 2005 @ 08:04:42 AM AEST
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The was simply delightful, I can see in my mind's eye Spicy bouncing while she served the rice. No wonder customers came from near and far, to see her jumble the plates must have been nice.
I just loved this Dalton, your humor is great.
So is your imagination!!!
Please keep the funny coming, and don't make them late. We all need more chuckles at any rate!
Warm Poetic love
consue

Re: THE PLACE DE CREME (User Rating: 1 )
by NoSaint on Monday, 30th May 2005 @ 10:59:31 AM AEST
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Glad to read your writes once more...they always put a smile on my face

Shari

Re: THE PLACE DE CREME (User Rating: 1 )
by bernard on Monday, 30th May 2005 @ 11:08:41 AM AEST
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Good to see some humour again on YPDC welcome from bernard. Great Poem.

Re: THE PLACE DE CREME (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Monday, 30th May 2005 @ 11:18:40 AM AEST
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wonderfully entertaining as im sure is the case for spicys customers lol, hugs n' love nessa

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Re: THE PLACE DE CREME (User Rating: 1 )
by MorningDove on Monday, 30th May 2005 @ 06:25:47 PM AEST
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Wonder how many whiplashes there were???? This is absolutely adorable and hilarious. Great work.

Rita

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