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[sid] => 89728
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE (PART II)
[time] => 2005-04-03 03:29:08
[hometext] => I HAD 2 REPOST THIS ONE COZ I CUD TELL, FROM THE COMMENTS, Y'ALL MISSED THE POINT. IT'S ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN THE CLASSIC NURSERY RHYME, HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE. ENJOY.
[bodytext] => "I've had enough" said the Dish "The curtains keep twitchin people are talkin, I'm sick of the bichin It's not right don't you see? It was never meant to be you and me? Give it a week then I expect you to be gone". "But Dish" said the Spoon "Don't you love me any more?" "I never loved you anyway You were just a litle whore Iwas drunk It was dark We were tanked up on rum. I tell you, it's that Dogs fault He was eggin me on!" "But the moon" said the Spoon "It was full, ask the Cow It was romantic you said you loved me so waht's changed now?" "Nothing's changed. I lied I just wanted sex and I couldn't do the Cat 'coz she was my ex! Just go will you Spoon Just get out of my life and anyway there's,someone else Spoon.... ...Meet Knife. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 166 [topic] => 7 [informant] => staggg [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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