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[aid] => mick
[title] => Santa's Discovery
[time] => 2005-03-25 16:11:19
[hometext] => i was chillin' one day that i wrote this. Smile..................and enjoy!!!!!!!!!!
[bodytext] => If you wonder why I'm not there, Bringing toys, clothes, and underwear, Remember Jeffery's logo, He called me a homo. He brought me to the conclusion, That I hadn't been cruisin', I'll go cruisin' across the ocean, And hell, I'll use Michael Jackson's lotion. I'll play with myself and sway my dingaling, And shoot all the reindeer where it really stinks, I'll tell everyone you can go to hell, And have myself a humungous sex sale. I'll hump Cupid for minimum wage, And stay away from Donner, since he has AIDS. I'll tell Mrs. Santa that I went away for the spring, But what I'll be doing is the wild wild thing. Well, what do you know, I guess Jeffery was right, I am a damn homo, These buttcheeks are tight!!!!!! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 169 [topic] => 7 [informant] => chingyman [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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