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[aid] => mick
[title] => Simple Sam
[time] => 2005-01-24 20:48:40
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[bodytext] => I am simple Sam I fought in Vietnam I have a missing leg And now I have to beg I have a dream To bathe in cream But it’s not realistic Because I'm autistic Ballistic I am But also known as simple Sam I am simple Sam I only like ham But do not like green eggs and jam She said are you sure Sam Yes mam' I listen to pearl jam Or wham Because I am simple Sam I have no left eye I lost it over a fight For apple pie I thought I was going to die My, my, my Why, why, why Alas I did not even cry Sigh... Because I am I am I am simple Sam Simple Sam was on the track A victim of a drive by Smack!! Sam is left lying on his back And conscious he was No one came for him because He was simple Sam A disliked man Damn..... He thought Why am I simple Sam? Simple Sam is even simpler He can’t walk, he can’t talk Because he is a cripple He can’t feel the bruise on his nipple But that is a good thing For the pain that it would bring Would be devastating To all concerning There is no one But damage is now done And who cares No one Zero Zip Zilch Because after all He is simple Sam Sam lives in a chair People like to stare But he doesn’t care He can’t care He’s unaware That people stare He can't even wink Let alone think Because he's a vegetable Blind, deaf and dumb He can’t move his thumb If he could think He would wish to run For fun But he isn't able to So he won't Ever Because he is a not so complicated Sam Sam has had too much glory They will make the ending gory Sam didn’t deserve to go to hell They hit him with a mortar shell But he is still alive How did he survive? "I'm not sure", the nurse replied So they lied And said he had died And buried him alive A meteor hit The earth was split Sam was finished His life diminished Now There is no more simple Sam [comments] => 2 [counter] => 165 [topic] => 7 [informant] => bigbucks [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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