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[sid] => 78379
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => My Deleterious Shadow
[time] => 2005-01-04 03:01:44
[hometext] => A humorous poem about my shadow being suicidal
[bodytext] => My shadow is suicidal My shadow is crazy You can say that its motivated You cant say its lazy My shadow tries to kill itself It tries to end its life I keep trying to stop it And do what is right I dont know why it does it I dont know what it thinks But I do know that its anoying And I do know that it stinks It once tried to smash itself It tried that really hard But it just landed right on top Of that boulder in the yard It once tried to jump off a cliff And fall unto its end But all it did is hang upside down Where at the legs down it did bend Once it tried to get run over By a fast moving car It ran out right in front But didnt even get a scar Its getting quite crafty Its getting quite devious It is getting too close To obtaining oblivion Then it finally did it It finally got it right My shadow snuck over And turned out the light [comments] => 1 [counter] => 216 [topic] => 7 [informant] => kyletycz [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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