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[sid] => 7820
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => Santa Moved South
[time] => 2002-12-02 08:00:00
[hometext] => For the decorative version to share w/ friends go to: http://www.mygem.net/toys/santa_poem.htm
[bodytext] => Don't blink your eyes You can believe what you see Santa orders toys online from his PC ! So now the elves are all unemployeed With no where to go Cause Santa & his Mrs. moved South Where there's never any snow ! Santa's cozy cottage at the North Pole Was left totally abandoned With just a few mice running to & fro Now why would they do that ? Cause Santa & his Mrs. bought a Condo ! And as for the eight reiendeer ? Sad to say, Nobody knows But this is a fact, I know it to be true Santa sold his sleigh at auction With not an ounce of hesitation, nor a bit of caution. Oh remember Rudolph's pride & glee On that terrible foggy Christmas eve His shiny red nose led the way Now the poor little fellow Flies about aimlessly, both night & day. Mrs. Claus baking candy & treats ? No way! Not so! Spends every day at the beach in her teeny bikini. Humor has it, she's a site to see ! Ya know, Santa might get jealous, So let's keep this between you & me ! Though it may not be the same As when you & I were young Don't let it get you down Cause for now,Santa & the Mrs Are still taking care of business. Some advice & a bit of good news Come this Christmas Eve You can keep your fireplace burning And as for the milk & cookies ? You can just forget that too ! But I do suggest you keep some on hand For the mail lady & UPS man They are the ones making Santa's deliveries As far a I know that is the plan. Well, Seems safe to say Santa is nearing retirement And what about the reindeer & elves :-( ?? Aww... Just forget I mentioned any of this. Go ahead and HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS ! http://www.mygem.net/toys/santa_poem.htm [comments] => 1 [counter] => 164 [topic] => 18 [informant] => LadyAnnde [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Holiday Poetry )
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