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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => THE KNOCK ON THE DOOR
[time] => 2004-12-16 00:44:03
[hometext] => UM i DON;T KNOW IF YOU ALL WILL LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED WRITING IT... EVEN THOUGH I WAS WAISTED WHEN i DID.....please comment
[bodytext] => I am drunk again to night , So I called you to pick a fight, Ring....Ring.... Ring....Damn It pick up the phone, oh well I guess your not at home, Knock...Knock....Knock... I stumble across the floor, whoops i tripped and busted my ass, oh well oh well no one can tell... Knock knock knock.....SHHHHHHH they wont go away Knockin louder....ALRIGHT MAN I HEAR YOU... CRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK I slowly open the door, and nearly break my neck falling to the floor, UH oh its you, standing here as My mind has stalled. NOW I know WhY you did not answer when I called. come in stupid its getting cold okay lets break the bed!!! OUCH!!!!!!!! CRAP!!!!! Don't bang My HEAd [comments] => 2 [counter] => 140 [topic] => 7 [informant] => brokenwings [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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