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[aid] => mick
[title] => King Tut Upon My Butt
[time] => 2004-11-30 10:46:38
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => I put upon my trousers, First one leg and then the other. But what I had forgotten, Was my underwear, oh brother. I took my pants back off, And I searched for you know what, But I could only find Ones with pictures of King Tut. I just really can’t Waste any time, you see, For I had to find, A bowtie just for me. After that the boutonnière, And the cummerbund went on, And out I went a running To my wedding on the lawn. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 189 [topic] => 7 [informant] => dtborchert [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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