 |
Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+ |
Custom Search
|
|
|
||||
| Welcome ! | Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link | 03-June 05:46:52 AEST | ||
|
|
||||
|
|
||||
|
|
||||
|
Array
(
[sid] => 68660
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => With A Limp
[time] => 2004-10-24 10:59:12
[hometext] => Sometimes its best to just stay in bed and not be so Macho lol. I hope you enjoy and please comment. I Love You Purple Headed Pub :o)
[bodytext] =>    Sigs By Texas Angel " With A Limp " I was out for dinner with some good friends My best friend was getting a vasectomy and wondered how it ends My eyes opened wide and quickly began to rise As I saw the fear deep in my friends eyes I had a true-life story to tell Another friend of mine had actually lived through this hell After the surgery he was really feeling no pain He decided to vacuum the house to his wife’s disdain The cord was caught in a knot behind the door Now let me share with you this man’s unfortunate horror He yanked and whipped the cord as his wife sat to watch It was freed up and snapped him in the crotch That was the end of vacuuming for that day As he now went to bed in pain to stay Soon nature called, so carefully to the bathroom he goes Slowly walking in critical pain on his tiptoes He carefully pulled his underwear down with just one hand It slipped and snapped him like a rubber band By now you know where the undies hit him It was the falling toilet seat that really slapped them He screamed and fell grabbing for the shower curtain It broke free and ultimate hurting pain was now certain His wife heard and was now running down the hall She found her man in the tub in a little ball No one should have to endure tortures such as these As this man now crawled to bed on his hands and knees He has never been considered to be a whimp For now he does walk With A Limp!!!!! By James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles ©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved) Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM [comments] => 4 [counter] => 156 [topic] => 7 [informant] => MickeyPigKnuckles [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
|
Menu
· 
Poetry
Community
Members
Areas
Reference
Search
Top
Others
Poetry is much like a great photo, a single "moment in time" capturing many feelings and emotions. Yet, they are very alive; creating stirrings within the readers who form visual "pictures" of the expressed emotions within the Poem. ©
Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site.
Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact Webmaster
All submitted items are Copyright © to their submitter. All the rest Copyright © 2002-2050 by Your Poetry Dot Com
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owners.
Script Generation Time: 0.052 Seconds. - View our Site Map | .© your-poetry.com