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He hit me with terrible force,
I said, "Horsey dear,
Come here, come here,
From you I'll make mucilage, of course."

Dear Lovingcritters, take heart,
The horsey was safe from the start,
I'm one of those kidders,
So don't get the jitters,
The mucilage, I bought at K-Mart.

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Horse Sense

Contributed by norm on Thursday, 7th October 2004 @ 09:08:17 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Along came a galloping horse,
He hit me with terrible force,
I said, "Horsey dear,
Come here, come here,
From you I'll make mucilage, of course."

Dear Lovingcritters, take heart,
The horsey was safe from the start,
I'm one of those kidders,
So don't get the jitters,
The mucilage, I bought at K-Mart.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-10-07 09:08:17]
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Re: Horse Sense (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Thursday, 7th October 2004 @ 11:37:25 AM AEST
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Mucilage!
Isn't that the stuff my grandparents always had a can of on the kitchen table? Or is that the glue we used in school? I get so confused.
Stitch

Re: Horse Sense (User Rating: 1 )
by Remy on Thursday, 7th October 2004 @ 11:47:06 AM AEST
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mucilage

Mu"ci*lage, n. [F., from L. mucilago a musty juice, fr. mucus mucus, slime. See Mucus.] 1. (Bot. Chem.) A gummy or gelatinous substance produced in certain plants by the action of water on the cell wall, as in the seeds of quinces, of flax, etc.
2. An aqueous solution of gum, or of substances allied to it; as, medicinal mucilage; mucilage for fastening envelopes.

*ponders* interesting... ;0)
~Remy~

Re: Horse Sense (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Thursday, 7th October 2004 @ 04:47:44 PM AEST
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HAHAHAHAHA NORM YOU BUGGER YOU! You'd better not hurt that horse and from it make glue!!!!
I've armed all my Critters and they are going to wage war against all those dirty cruel buggers who harm or experiment on them.....so keep your word and don't give them the jitters...........they'll blow daylight right through ya!
Loved this funny little poem!
Glad you are still maintaining that wonderful Flori--dahhhhhhhhhhumor!
Love
ConSue

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