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[sid] => 66188
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => COME RUNNING WITH US!
[time] => 2004-10-05 09:43:36
[hometext] => I love writing poetry, but writing humorous poetry is my very favorite!!!
[bodytext] => "COME RUNNING WITH US!" A little rabbit is happily running through the forests..... When he stumbles upon some giraffes rolling a joint, like artists!  The rabbit looks at them, and says, "Giraffes, my friends, why do you do this? Come running with me through the forest, you'll feel so good, this, you'll never miss!" The Giraffes looked at him, looked at their joint, tossed the joint away, and off they went running with the rabbit, as they see his viewpoint!  Then they come across an elephant doing coke! "Elephant, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the pretty forest, so give that stuff a goodbye kiss..... Come with us, you'll feel so much bliss!" The elephant looks at them, at his razor, mirror and all, tosses them away, a run with them into the forest never to miss!!!  The animals then come across a lion about to shoot-up! "Lion," said the rabbit, "Why do you do this? You know it's not good for you..... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you can feel wonderful too!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle and starts to beat the rabbit to a pulp!!! As the giraffes and elephant watch in horror, they ask, "Lion why did you beat him up, he was merely trying to help?" The lion answers with a roar.... "That little bugger makes me run around this forest all the time, Running, running, through dirt and grime..... He makes me feel like a idiot for hours and hours we run very briskly.....and do you want to know why? He's on Ecstasy!!!" Created from an email But the poem is mine! LovingCritters ConSue October 4, 2004 *Dopey Smiles* [comments] => 11 [counter] => 171 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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