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[aid] => mick
[title] => The Seamaster
[time] => 2004-09-20 15:07:19
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[bodytext] => My Father wanted an Omega. He died wearing a Timex. Why didn’t the man just break down And buy the friggin’ watch? He was waiting for a good deal! In the words of Steven Tyler: aint that a *****! So what’s the moral, kids? Don’t care about material stuff? Or, buy all the crap you can Before you die? [comments] => 2 [counter] => 193 [topic] => 58 [informant] => greasefire [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => limericks )
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