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Array ( [sid] => 4803 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => The Secrets To The Manly Art Of Wenching [time] => 2002-10-09 07:40:00 [hometext] => This by no means reflects on how I think a lady should be treated...
I was watching Disney's Three Musketeers when this popped into my head and I thought it humorous. [bodytext] => Hey there, wench who serves my ale,
Come and sit here upon my lap,
And I'll tell you tales of battles won,
(Lot's of lies and crap.)

I'll recite some pretty poetry,
About how my heart just sings,
In the awesome presence of your beauty,
(Now let me see your frilly things.)

I say serving ale is beneath you,
And so it must be said,
I'll take you far away from here,
(Just as far as bed.)

I make sure I always kiss her hand,
And tell her that she's fine,
I always treat her like a lady,
(And feed her any tacky line.)

If she doesn't find me charming,
I still make sure she is thanked,
With gifts of coin, and wine, and such,
(Because you can always get her tanked.)

October 08/2002 [comments] => 3 [counter] => 215 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Killer [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

The Secrets To The Manly Art Of Wenching

Contributed by Killer on Wednesday, 9th October 2002 @ 07:40:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Hey there, wench who serves my ale,
Come and sit here upon my lap,
And I'll tell you tales of battles won,
(Lot's of lies and crap.)

I'll recite some pretty poetry,
About how my heart just sings,
In the awesome presence of your beauty,
(Now let me see your frilly things.)

I say serving ale is beneath you,
And so it must be said,
I'll take you far away from here,
(Just as far as bed.)

I make sure I always kiss her hand,
And tell her that she's fine,
I always treat her like a lady,
(And feed her any tacky line.)

If she doesn't find me charming,
I still make sure she is thanked,
With gifts of coin, and wine, and such,
(Because you can always get her tanked.)

October 08/2002

Copyright © Killer ... [ 2002-10-09 07:40:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: The Secrets To The Manly Art Of Wenching (User Rating: 1 )
by Lia on Wednesday, 9th October 2002 @ 08:42:46 AM AEST
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LMAO..this is funny..tanked huh?? you been reading the forums?? lol!!

Re: The Secrets To The Manly Art Of Wenching (User Rating: 1 )
by aernby on Wednesday, 9th October 2002 @ 08:54:47 AM AEST
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Loved this one!

loved the humour!

aern +

Re: The Secrets To The Manly Art Of Wenching (User Rating: 1 )
by roisin on Wednesday, 8th January 2003 @ 07:44:04 PM AEST
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I'm only after saying to a friend that I had found a really funny poem when I first got to this site less than a week ago...tried to find it again...couldn't til tonite...success!!!..wanted to tell you I thought this an extremely good write and ever so funny

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