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[title] => Ping Pong
[time] => 2004-03-30 20:49:29
[hometext] => It's true International Ping Pong is in crisis mode! They are losing viewers, they came up with the solution! The females should start dressing like the beach volley ball players...
[bodytext] => T.V has us in a headlock And I think it not fair when the media mogel giants tell woman what to wear. How times have changed I thought inside my head Johnny Cash is being called Johnny EFPTOS instead. And what about the latest? The Ping Pong controversy! They have been loosing viewers the reason; there’s not enough skin to see! The girls don’t wear skimpy clothes Their figures are not in view If they gave me a ring and asked me I’d tell ‘em what to do? Take them off I’d say Play Ping Pong wild and free Let your body parts shake and sway And float around in the breeze. I would suggest nude Ping Pong titles Nude referees and a nude Ping Pong mag. And if a country has a well endowed player They would have somewhere to hang their flag. Then there are the important sponsorships Where would the emblems be put? Well there are all sorts of places for them And I don’t mean on the sole of a foot. It is the perfect answer To end Ping Pong’s troubles and woe’s EVERYONE playing Ping Pong Should take off all their clothes! [comments] => 9 [counter] => 241 [topic] => 4 [informant] => twinkletoes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 20 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => news )
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