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The First Letter In Each Line Spells Out Tuna Surprise

Contributed by abnormal on Sunday, 21st March 2004 @ 09:13:19 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

-Turrets syndrome patients and Paleontologists, welcome to the anteater exhibit!
-Unicycles without seats are not fun when the road is bumpy
-Nose picker operators went on strike because the foreman took all their pink
Parasol privileges away
-Albino pollywogs like to nibble squiggly piggy toes
-Somebody please tell aligatorman that we had hallucinogenic baby bottles last night for dinner
-Unibrows are very sheik in hairy world
-Revolt against the evil amazonian conquistadors with the silly mustaches
-Please refrain yourself from giving the radioactive cockatoos Dutch rubs
-Refried reindeer carcasses are contagious to fiendish little dwarfs
-If you agitate the lemmings they might make squeaky noises
-Sasquash plays marbles with the lockness monster every other Tuesday
-Elect Frank with the lazy eye, he likes cow heads

Please Leave a Comment. Please read all our other poetry and leave comments for those too!
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Re: The First Letter In Each Line Spells Out Tuna Surprise (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 21st March 2004 @ 09:30:11 PM AEST
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Anotber 'abnormal' piece of delight. In case you are interested, what you did is called an acrostic. You are bonkers!!

Rita

Re: The First Letter In Each Line Spells Out Tuna Surprise (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 21st March 2004 @ 09:37:27 PM AEST
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you ask for comments yet you have only commented on 3 poems so far. this isnt fair.

Re: The First Letter In Each Line Spells Out Tuna Surprise (User Rating: 1 )
by twinkletoes on Sunday, 21st March 2004 @ 10:26:40 PM AEST
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just reading your other works and what has just popped into my mind is that they are all the same, now with a name like abnormal I thought you would be able to come up with something abnormal each time, non the less i like your creativity and use of language you should be commended on the artistic merit of these works. keep writing i am sure your talent will take you where you need to go.

tt

Re: The First Letter In Each Line Spells Out Tuna Surprise (User Rating: 1 )
by Whisper on Monday, 22nd March 2004 @ 01:01:31 AM AEST
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You have a odd sense of humor. Thank god your able to put it down. Funny write. Good write.

Whisper

Re: The First Letter In Each Line Spells Out Tuna Surprise (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 22nd March 2004 @ 02:51:34 AM AEST
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agghh!! get me outta this strait jacket the pigeons are eating my eyes! you are definitely not wired up right but you do have talent.

wildejohnny

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