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[aid] => mick
[title] => Dunghill
[time] => 2002-09-06 13:26:00
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[bodytext] => Out in the yard there's this little nasty place.
I always try to stay away from that space. It's where the dog always goes. It's not the fact that there's so many dips and holes, It's not the rocks that would trip me and break my arm, It's the poop out there that would do the most harm. It's icky, squishy, and sometimes it even smells fishy... But that's not the worst part... There's these little black bugs, they play in the poo. That's just nasty...living a life...playing in shoo shoo. They seem to play in anything that stinks. They'd probably play in a fart if it was foul and rink. If I had to eat poop, I think I would die. Even if it was all hard and dried. I would crawl in a hole, sit there and starve. How can those bugs eat that stuff? Did come here from Mars? But nevertheless, they clean up the yard. They rid it of poop, wet, dry, small, and large. I congratulate the bugs on a job well done. I was going to leave the pooper scooping to my son. Though it's my dog, I do not care. I'd rather shoot my dog than touch its poop anywhere. That's why I love these bugs, They keep my dog alive. I'll pray for these bugs daily that they continue to play in poop and thrive. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 169 [topic] => 43 [informant] => Red_Silo [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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