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[aid] => mick
[title] => MARY'S PLAYHOUSE
[time] => 2004-02-10 02:20:08
[hometext] => This is real cute and funny too! Little Johnnie (4) and Mary (3) are getting married.
[bodytext] =>  The back screen door slams, as Johnny runs throughout his home, yelling, "Mom, I'm getting married!" From the basement, his mother hears his screams accede..... Johnny's mom is never shocked by what he may say! An imagination like a soaring air balloon, that was normal for Johnny every day! A former teacher, she enjoys his wonderful gift. She asks him many questions, enjoying the air- lift! "Mary and I are going to get married Mom?" he once again would yell! Dropping the info at his mother's feet like a huge bombshell! "But, Johnny," she says, "Where will you live?" That's a big responsibility, and what is your motive? "We can live in Mary's playhouse in her back yard. It's a nice little house Mom, It won't be too hard!" "But Johnny when you have a wife to support, and feed, how will you buy groceries?" "That's easy too Mom, we have it all figured out we'll just eat your food when we are in need!" "It soon will be winter, Johnny, and you know how cold it gets here, You can't live in the playhouse without any heat, it's just too severe!" "We thought about that one too, When it gets too cold, we'll just come in the basement and live with you!" Little Johnny seemed to have an answer for every question she asked. She had to ask the last one, she hoped she'd be up to the task! "Now, Johnny," she related, "When people get married, they love each other a lot!" And pretty soon, they have babies, is that one thought you forgot?" "Gees, Mom," we know what we're doing," he said, without even flinching! "Me and Mary have decided that if she lays any eggs......... We're going to step on 'em!" Created by Cheri Cam LeBren February 9 2004 "Don't you wish it was that easy?" *smiles* [comments] => 5 [counter] => 234 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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