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Array ( [sid] => 3376 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => The Craft of Monkeys [time] => 2002-09-05 06:26:19 [hometext] => They are BLATENTLY trying to take over the world...!!! [bodytext] => Monkeys, possess an incredible craft,
Who can say what the monkeys think?
When they exchange glances with eachother,
Then to eachother, they subtly wink.

Is it just, they're experiencing a twitch,
Slight facial discomfort in form of an itch,
I just don't know, can't really be sure,
The monkeys could be plotting,
To set sail for our shore!

In the Malaysian jungles,
Of which I have travelled,
The crafts of the monkeys,
Came quite unravelled...

They swarmed all around me,
Brought me to their town
Tied me to a tree
Refused to let me back down,

Then they disgracefully,
Revealed...their arses,
How rude!? Although admittedly,
I did not have my glasses...

And I did awake the next morning,
With, in my field of view,
A rock resembling a monkey,
Actually, there were quite a few...

So, perhaps it was all a dream,
Reality does take it's swirls,
Though I still have an inckling,
That the monkeys are plotting,
To take over the world!!

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The Craft of Monkeys

Contributed by phildel on Thursday, 5th September 2002 @ 06:26:19 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Monkeys, possess an incredible craft,
Who can say what the monkeys think?
When they exchange glances with eachother,
Then to eachother, they subtly wink.

Is it just, they're experiencing a twitch,
Slight facial discomfort in form of an itch,
I just don't know, can't really be sure,
The monkeys could be plotting,
To set sail for our shore!

In the Malaysian jungles,
Of which I have travelled,
The crafts of the monkeys,
Came quite unravelled...

They swarmed all around me,
Brought me to their town
Tied me to a tree
Refused to let me back down,

Then they disgracefully,
Revealed...their arses,
How rude!? Although admittedly,
I did not have my glasses...

And I did awake the next morning,
With, in my field of view,
A rock resembling a monkey,
Actually, there were quite a few...

So, perhaps it was all a dream,
Reality does take it's swirls,
Though I still have an inckling,
That the monkeys are plotting,
To take over the world!!

Copyright © phildel ... [ 2002-09-05 06:26:19]
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Re: The Craft of Monkeys (User Rating: 1 )
by ginsdance on Thursday, 5th September 2002 @ 09:06:13 AM AEST
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Ever seen PLANET OF THE APES? That is what this poem reminds me of... this is great! Thanks for the giggle.
Gin

Re: The Craft of Monkeys (User Rating: 1 )
by Lia on Friday, 6th September 2002 @ 04:51:43 AM AEST
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lmao!! and i have to agree..does kinda make ya think of planet of the apes!!

Re: The Craft of Monkeys (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 12th September 2002 @ 12:17:33 AM AEST
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Make a short fart poem, that will get the guys laughing
oh ya good one....

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