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[hometext] => men think they are so perfect.....
[bodytext] => _________________________ her butts too big her boobs too small her hair's too short and she's too tall I overheard a gentleman as he assessed a ladies charms he was not kind as he tallied and found each lady to be lacking I turned around to look at him surely he must be a god for only one who was so perfect could expect such in return his balding head was shining bright his glasses slipped down his beakish nose his belly was like a barrel and he was barely five feet tall he fancied he was quite a catch and winked at me with his good eye he thinks I've got the hots for him I laugh so hard I nearly cry here he comes with beer in hand swaggering to beat the band 'hey babe , you wanna dance take a chance on sweet romance' 'sorry, not tonight', I say he doesn't even miss a beat 'oh so you're one of those', he says 'yes I'm afraid I am', is my reply 'well you might like a real man', he grins I choke back a laugh, and roll my eyes this guy is way too much I think I'll put and end to him 'do you know any?' I ask innocently gmm 2004 [comments] => 4 [counter] => 155 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Merry [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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