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Array ( [sid] => 32227 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => You Will Get Fat [time] => 2004-01-20 17:43:39 [hometext] => What's the fun of restriction [bodytext] => After lunch I take a walk
and with my neighbors do I talk,
We talk of this, we talk of that,
We talk about how they got fat.

Did you eat a Johnny G's
There's a place that aims to please,
Breaded fish and plenty fries,
Creamed desserts for girls and guys.

Mamma Mia's quite the place,
Eat their sauce and make a face,
Meatballs ziti, meatballs plain,
Their desserts drive you insane.

Tony Roma's place for ribs,
They are great, I tell no fibs,
Take a date or eat alone,
Reserve a seat by telephone.

Sure it's good, it's pure delight,
But check your waist, it's out of sight,
Every time I see you, May
You're getting fatter by the day.

Sure I'll stop, it's not my call,
You're a big girl, after all,
All you folks are in this boat,
Plain dessert or ice cream float. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 159 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

You Will Get Fat

Contributed by norm on Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 05:43:39 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

After lunch I take a walk
and with my neighbors do I talk,
We talk of this, we talk of that,
We talk about how they got fat.

Did you eat a Johnny G's
There's a place that aims to please,
Breaded fish and plenty fries,
Creamed desserts for girls and guys.

Mamma Mia's quite the place,
Eat their sauce and make a face,
Meatballs ziti, meatballs plain,
Their desserts drive you insane.

Tony Roma's place for ribs,
They are great, I tell no fibs,
Take a date or eat alone,
Reserve a seat by telephone.

Sure it's good, it's pure delight,
But check your waist, it's out of sight,
Every time I see you, May
You're getting fatter by the day.

Sure I'll stop, it's not my call,
You're a big girl, after all,
All you folks are in this boat,
Plain dessert or ice cream float.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-01-20 17:43:39]
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Re: You Will Get Fat (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 06:22:04 PM AEST
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Ice Cream for me please, Norm....:>)
Jenni

Re: You Will Get Fat (User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 06:28:47 PM AEST
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(Laughing!) I was sort of worried I might gain if I read your poem but it was to tempting to resist. Loved your poem. Kie

Re: You Will Get Fat (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Wednesday, 21st January 2004 @ 02:16:47 AM AEST
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Dear Norm,
This is just a great reminder of a poem dear friend.....that eating just never seems to end. Just think of all the money we could save away.....if only we didn't have to eat every day?
I wasn't hungry until I read you delicious poem here...all the goodies I hadn't thought of until I saw them listed near!
I don't like ice cream not even beer......but cinnamon rolls?????Oh my how I love them dear!
lovingcritters my dogs 6 do too!
consue

Re: You Will Get Fat (User Rating: 1 )
by LOWMAN613 on Wednesday, 21st January 2004 @ 10:45:18 AM AEST
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LOL Well this fits for the way I feel now FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great write! Christina

Re: You Will Get Fat (User Rating: 1 )
by Cobalt on Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 11:42:58 PM AEST
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You write some of the oddest yet most amusing stuff norm.

Re: You Will Get Fat (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 11th February 2004 @ 10:39:31 PM AEST
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Ah, I am old now and decided life is too short not to enjoy. Give me key lime pie with lots and lots of fresh whipped cream and a cup of fresh coffee, cream and sugar please. Rita

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