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[aid] => mick
[title] => bewitched, bothered and bewildered
[time] => 2003-10-17 13:06:26
[hometext] => just an observation about men....sorry guys
[bodytext] => the man has all the answers
easy come and go
wearing out his welcome
blames her every time
for tension eating at him
stressing him to the max
says she was the reason
he never could relax
wishing for another
who would somehow understand
his needs and pander to him
on her hands and knees
while he watched the game
she would pour his beer
make delicious snacks
and serve them topless
while sitting in his lap
poor man he is besotted
by what does not exist
they are plastic gel filled inserts
but still he can't resist
the lure and song of the siren
with her plastic jugs
so he lumbers of with a grin
to show her what a man he is
and let the fun begin
until she asks for anything
until she takes a stand
treat me like a person
she starts listing her demands
and suddenly he's stressed
can't seem to understand
what happened to his dream girl
she's just another witch
wanting more than he can give
~merry~
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[informant] => Merry
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[score] => 14
[ratings] => 3
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bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Contributed by
Merry
on
Friday, 17th October 2003 @ 01:06:26 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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the man has all the answers
easy come and go
wearing out his welcome
blames her every time
for tension eating at him
stressing him to the max
says she was the reason
he never could relax
wishing for another
who would somehow understand
his needs and pander to him
on her hands and knees
while he watched the game
she would pour his beer
make delicious snacks
and serve them topless
while sitting in his lap
poor man he is besotted
by what does not exist
they are plastic gel filled inserts
but still he can't resist
the lure and song of the siren
with her plastic jugs
so he lumbers of with a grin
to show her what a man he is
and let the fun begin
until she asks for anything
until she takes a stand
treat me like a person
she starts listing her demands
and suddenly he's stressed
can't seem to understand
what happened to his dream girl
she's just another witch
wanting more than he can give
~merry~
Copyright ©
Merry
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2003-10-17 13:06:26]
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Re: bewitched, bothered and bewildered
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 17th October 2003 @ 01:08:31 PM AEST
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| Crazy, the ideas men get about a "perfect woman"....... How true your poem really is, how true.......... |
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Re: bewitched, bothered and bewildered
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by Kalika on
Friday, 17th October 2003 @ 01:10:43 PM AEST
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Been there...... felt that......
This can be oh so true. U put it to words so nicely
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Re: bewitched, bothered and bewildered
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by jaeann on
Friday, 17th October 2003 @ 01:11:38 PM AEST
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| mine are water filled :) ........MEN!!!!! they just never get it do they???? she's just another witch..........i love that line!!!! great job!!!! |
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Re: bewitched, bothered and bewildered
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Friday, 17th October 2003 @ 05:37:32 PM AEST
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LMAO!! Great job..loved this..
Jenni |
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Re: bewitched, bothered and bewildered
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by roisin on
Friday, 17th October 2003 @ 06:22:41 PM AEST
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| oh merry i loved this!!!!rosie |
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Re: bewitched, bothered and bewildered
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by Rakerman1999 on
Friday, 17th October 2003 @ 06:24:15 PM AEST
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Am I to be the only man to comment?? So be it..lol Hey Merry, I really liked this lady till she turned into the witch...maybe you could have her turn into a pizza and a six pack at midnight instead? That would be sooo much nicer!! And plastic boobs? So what? Eye lashes are fake, makeup,hair all done up by a professional, hell ya dont even get a good look at her till ya wake up the next morning and it's WAY too late then. SO bring on the plastic boobs and look into that sixpack thing will ya please?
lmao
Larry |
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Re: bewitched, bothered and bewildered
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by DreamWeaver on
Friday, 17th October 2003 @ 07:31:29 PM AEST
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| This is an awesome write ... it's funny, but because there is so much truth in it, it's scary .... totally loved this Merry ... Jan |
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Re: bewitched, bothered and bewildered
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by Saira on
Friday, 17th October 2003 @ 09:31:16 PM AEST
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Really a wonderful one ;o)
Saira |
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Re: bewitched, bothered and bewildered
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by ladyfawn on
Friday, 17th October 2003 @ 11:31:51 PM AEST
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| aren't men really all only tall 4 year olds merry!? the difference being the size of their toys!? heh, i love my sweetie, and he wants to take care of me, so shhhhh... i never said any of that! lmao! hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: bewitched, bothered and bewildered
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by venkat on
Saturday, 18th October 2003 @ 02:16:31 AM AEST
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| It seems a wonderful poem..but I am not very much intelligent to understand all these wonderful things that happen between guys and girls..venkat |
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