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[sid] => 23210
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => A MONKEY CAME OUT OF TEXAS
[time] => 2003-09-14 16:05:00
[hometext] => "In the future we will all look back and gasp at the mess this criminal made with his tiny monkey mind."
[bodytext] => A monkey came out of Texas Not much more than a spotty kid He was about as gauche as you can get Yet just look at what he did He traded in his ridiculous grin And his crude sappy jokes And he became downright serious About foolin' all you folks Now look at this monkey He thinks he's a green beret Leading us all to slaughter In the good ole USA But behind the mask he's still a monkey With the brain of a gnat But don't ya all just love him This ugly Texan Twat? Give credit where it's due It ain't no Einstein act He speaks like middle America Without the aid of tact And don't ya just love him While the going is going so good? Isn't it great to be so brainless No better than you should But when the mess starts building and falling all around? When the ***** keeps creepin' higher Then look hard at what you've found This monkey-gland from Texas Is not quite so peachy-keen In fact he's just the latest pinnacle Of the right-wing kill machine Yes, a monkey came out of Texas Not much more than a spotty kid He was about as gauche as you can get Yet just LOOK at what he did [comments] => 2 [counter] => 212 [topic] => 41 [informant] => Steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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