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Array ( [sid] => 23054 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Norm's Limeric #6.25 (Triplet) [time] => 2003-09-11 07:35:00 [hometext] => If you can't laugh, fake it! [bodytext] => A woman from Kalamazoo,
Who took care of an animal zoo.
A lion she'd keep
from lambs and from sheep
So no one got mutton ragout.

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A cowgirl I know from Cheyenne,
She could rope as well as the men
It was her great delight
To teach piggy to write
Drop in and observe her pig pen.

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Cowgirl had a sister named Nan
Who was looking around for a man,
Great hash she could sling
That was fit for a king
The problem was, look at her pan. [comments] => 5 [counter] => 144 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Norm's Limeric #6.25 (Triplet)

Contributed by norm on Thursday, 11th September 2003 @ 07:35:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

A woman from Kalamazoo,
Who took care of an animal zoo.
A lion she'd keep
from lambs and from sheep
So no one got mutton ragout.

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A cowgirl I know from Cheyenne,
She could rope as well as the men
It was her great delight
To teach piggy to write
Drop in and observe her pig pen.

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Cowgirl had a sister named Nan
Who was looking around for a man,
Great hash she could sling
That was fit for a king
The problem was, look at her pan.

Copyright Â© norm ... [ 2003-09-11 07:35:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Norm's Limeric #6.25 (Triplet) (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Thursday, 11th September 2003 @ 07:43:37 AM AEST
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Bravo to the man called Norm
Who could write poetry in any form.
He has taken he test
And is one of the best,
Keep 'em rolling in, my friend.

Jenni

Re: Norm's Limeric #6.25 (Triplet) (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Thursday, 11th September 2003 @ 08:19:00 AM AEST
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thank you for the morning lift
Shari

Re: Norm's Limeric #6.25 (Triplet) (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Thursday, 11th September 2003 @ 08:04:41 PM AEST
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Dear Norman,
I can't imagine who you know in Cheyenne?
Especially if she's in a pig pen?
My goodness, heavens to Betsy
But if I think long enough, I might letsy..

Use my pig pen that is...and I'll teach you some sueeeeeing too!. They rope em', and brand em' and not like Kalamazoo....they let them roam free just like you!
Don't fence me in is the cry of the West!
Give me a pig pen and I'll show you the rest!

Gosh Norm, you write the best prose I've ever known. but you've got to stop writing about people that have never been born!
lovingcritters and especially pigs!
Connie

Re: Norm's Limeric #6.25 (Triplet) (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Friday, 12th September 2003 @ 02:04:42 AM AEST
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such a way with words this eased my load Norm, great job?? Im glad to see you didn't get blown away in a huricane by the way!!
Michelle

Re: Norm's Limeric #6.25 (Triplet) (User Rating: 1 )
by Wrybod on Friday, 12th September 2003 @ 11:32:09 AM AEST
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Hey norm , look I finally got here
to see if yoü're still writing rot here
seems nothing has changed
you are still quite deranged
I'm still not the only old clot here

I'm not sure, does there have to be three
Like it's not, just here for, you and me
are there others about
do they all get a shout
Í'd better just have a look see

There' s hundreds of them writing verse
some awful and some a bit worse
some write to abuse
some write to accuse
and some rather nasty .........(who curse)

On th the next e...norm...ous work.

bob

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