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What is it about stockings,
And a thin suspender belt,
That brings on the emotions,
Almost every man has felt,

Why does the female body,
When it’s squeezed into a Basque,
Make a man go breathless,
In the flesh or photograph,

Why do high heals and fishnet stockings,
Make us weak about the knees,
And a low cut dress and cleavage,
Cause a lapse in memory,

Little details like we’re married,
And the wife is with us now,
As we crane our necks like bendy toys,
To ogle down a blouse,

And all rational conversation goes,
We might as well be mute,
When a micro skirt is coupled,
With a pair of thigh length boots,

And the neckline meets the hemline,
Revealing lacy underwear,
Then the height of male intelligence,
Is reduced to lustful stares,

And a bulge appears from nowhere,
As bloods diverted from the brain,
And in the blinking of an eye,
We are a teenager again,

Our linguistic skills desert us,
And we’re reduced to gibbering fools,
As our lower jaw hangs open,
And the coolest of us drools,

Ok I know we’re shallow,
It’s not our fault, we’re made that way,
But the situation isn’t helped,
By erotic lingerie’

Because it’s sexy and revealing,
And some say it should be banned,
I think we should see more of it,
But after all I am a man..

(drool drool)

By S.E.Ralph

11-7-2002
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Erotic Lingerie’

Contributed by Steve_Ralph on Friday, 12th July 2002 @ 01:11:12 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry




What is it about stockings,
And a thin suspender belt,
That brings on the emotions,
Almost every man has felt,

Why does the female body,
When it’s squeezed into a Basque,
Make a man go breathless,
In the flesh or photograph,

Why do high heals and fishnet stockings,
Make us weak about the knees,
And a low cut dress and cleavage,
Cause a lapse in memory,

Little details like we’re married,
And the wife is with us now,
As we crane our necks like bendy toys,
To ogle down a blouse,

And all rational conversation goes,
We might as well be mute,
When a micro skirt is coupled,
With a pair of thigh length boots,

And the neckline meets the hemline,
Revealing lacy underwear,
Then the height of male intelligence,
Is reduced to lustful stares,

And a bulge appears from nowhere,
As bloods diverted from the brain,
And in the blinking of an eye,
We are a teenager again,

Our linguistic skills desert us,
And we’re reduced to gibbering fools,
As our lower jaw hangs open,
And the coolest of us drools,

Ok I know we’re shallow,
It’s not our fault, we’re made that way,
But the situation isn’t helped,
By erotic lingerie’

Because it’s sexy and revealing,
And some say it should be banned,
I think we should see more of it,
But after all I am a man..

(drool drool)

By S.E.Ralph

11-7-2002




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Re: Erotic Lingerie’ (User Rating: 1 )
by ginsdance on Friday, 12th July 2002 @ 02:28:23 PM AEST
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That was cute! Reminds me of ALL the guys I know!
*Gin*


Re: Erotic Lingerie’ (User Rating: 1 )
by Steve_Ralph on Saturday, 13th July 2002 @ 12:46:53 AM AEST
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hello gin. thank you for your comment i am glad you enjoyed the poem,, steve


Re: Erotic Lingerie’ (User Rating: 1 )
by Tiana on Wednesday, 31st July 2002 @ 03:49:43 PM AEST
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Hi Steve! LOL Loved this write! Just shows how much "power" we women have~! Reminds me of a joke I need to tell ya too! lol Great write hun! :)


Re: Erotic Lingerie’ (User Rating: 1 )
by Steve_Ralph on Monday, 5th August 2002 @ 01:19:45 AM AEST
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hi tiana how are you it's been a long time,, thanks for you coment,, lol so what was the joke then..?
take care steve..xx


Re: Erotic Lingerie’ (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 25th September 2002 @ 06:01:18 AM AEST
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I dunno...I'm a girl and it does all that stuff to me too!

Love the loose rhyme here--I'll be looking for more of your stuff.

--Yeow
(just looking around)


Re: Erotic Lingerie’ (User Rating: 1 )
by ShadowsCloud on Wednesday, 13th November 2002 @ 03:20:42 AM AEST
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I love this poem. It is great. And it clearly shows the power that all women have over any man she wants.
ShadowsCloud




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