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[sid] => 185636
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Black Friday At The Hospital
[time] => 2018-11-23 14:14:49
[hometext] => A fictional poem.
[bodytext] => I have a sad story that requires music that/'/s played by a fiddle. I/'/ve been wounded and I/'/m spending Black Friday at the hospital. Gamestop announced that they were knocking 80 percent off of Playstation 4s. Less than one hour later, paramedics wheeled me through the hospital doors. I tried to grab a PS4 from a woman, I thought because she was a woman, she wouldn/'/t put up a fight. But she stabbed, clawed, poked and she even decided to bite. I really wanted that Playstation 4 because of how little it cost. But when that woman was through, a lot of my blood was lost. I/'/m at the hospital on Black Friday and it/'/s a real shame. Why did I want that PS4, I don/'/t even like video games. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 51 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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