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[sid] => 185305
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Bald Bull
[time] => 2018-07-27 17:46:13
[hometext] => This poem was inspired by Punch-Out which was manufactured by Nintendo.
[bodytext] => Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool. I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull. Mac punched my stomach and knocked me down as I charged. I broke the ring when I fell to the canvas because I/'/m so large. Mario rushed in the ring and said "TKO". When I was through, he yelled "Oh no!" I picked up that fat plumber and broke his back over my knee. A judge made me pay Mario/'/s hospital bill and it bankrupt me. Mac beat me twice and now I/'/m a has been who is broke. Nobody will fight me because people think that I/'/m a joke. I was the champion but Little Mac made me look like a fool. Fans couldn/'/t believe that a 107 pound weakling could beat Bald Bull. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 53 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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