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[title] => A Fate Worse Than Death
[time] => 2018-06-23 15:27:26
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[bodytext] => A maniac has kidnapped me and he/'/s holding a gun to my head. He/'/s forcing me to watch the new Doctor Who but I/'/d rather be dead. I can/'/t stand the new Doctor Who TV show, why is he doing this to me? This is a fate worse than death, I want him to put me out of my misery. I can/'/t stand the political correctness of the new Doctor Who. I/'/m begging him to pull the trigger, that would be the kinder thing to do. I like the new Doctor Who as much as Jerry Seinfeld likes Newman. Forcing me to watch these episodes is cruel, it/'/s positively inhuman. If I watch much more of the new Doctor Who, I swear I/'/ll be driven insane. I can/'/t believe what this psycho is doing to me, how can he be so inhumane? I loved the classic Doctor Who but forcing me to watch the new is sick behavior. I want him to pull the trigger and end my life, he would be doing me a favor. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 76 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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