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[aid] => mick
[title] => The First Day Of Christmas --a parody.
[time] => 2016-12-04 10:56:36
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[bodytext] => / the health club said to me Please take a Pamphlet they/'/re Free On the second day considering fitness the health club said to me Two athletic purple gloves One spa for you to use and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free On the third day considering fitness the health club said to me Three bench presses One spa for you to use Two athletic purple gloves And...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free On the fourth day considering fitness the health club said to me Four payments yearly One spa for you to use Two athletic purple gloves Three bench presses and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free On the fifth day considering fitness the health club said to me Five first visits are free one spa for you to use Two athletic purple gloves Three bench presses Four payments yearly and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free On the sixth day considering fitness the health club said to me Six pools to play in One spa for you to use Two athletic purple gloves Three bench presses Four payments yearly Five first visits are free and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free On the seventh day considering fitness the health club said to me Seven days we/'/re open One spa for you to use Two athletic purple gloves Three bench presses Four payments yearly Five first visits are free Six pools to play in and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free On the eighth day considering fitness the heath club said to me Eight trainers available One spa for you to use Two athletic purple gloves Three bench presses Four payments yearly Five first visits are free Six pools to play in Seven days we/'/re open and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free On the Ninth day considering fitness the health club said to me Nine partners for fencing One spa for you to use Two athletic purple gloves Three bench presses Four payments yearly Five first visits are free Six pools to play in Seven days we/'/re open Eight trainers available and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free On the tenth day considering fitness the health club said to me Ten swords for fencing One spa for you to use Two athletic purple gloves Three bench presses Four payments yearly Five first visits are free Six pools to play in Seven days we/'/re open Eight trainers available Nine fencing partners. and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free On the eleventh day considering fitness The health club said to me Eleven tracks for training One spa for you to use Two athletic purple gloves Three bench presses Four payments yearly Five first visits are free Six pools to play in Seven days we/'/re open Eight trainers available Nine fencing partners. Ten swords for fencing and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free On the twelfth day considering fitness The health club said to me Twelve months a-aching One spa for you to use Two athletic purple gloves Three bench presses Four payments yearly Five first visits are free Six pools to play in Seven days we/'/re open Eight trainers available Nine fencing partners. Ten swords for fencing Eleven tracks for training and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free>/ []D () () []D E R [comments] => 2 [counter] => 142 [topic] => 7 [informant] => pooper [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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