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[aid] => mick
[title] => I//'//ll Kick Your Butt If You Pinch Me
[time] => 2016-03-17 13:06:50
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem.
[bodytext] => RandyJohnson, PLEASE: To help keep this site INTERACTIVE, please read and comment on at least 3 poems by our other authors for each one you submit. Please use some of that online time supporting our other authors instead of posting poems. Thank you. YOUR POETRY DOT COM reserves the right to reject any poem for any or no given reason. Because I//'//m not wearing green on Saint Patrick//'//s Day, a man gave me a pinch and I gave him a punch. I hit that moron so hard in the stomach that he lost his lunch. About an hour ago, another man pinched me and I kicked him in the crotch. He fell down and started crying like a two year old, he deserved what he got. Nobody else had better pinch me for not wearing green. I//'//ll kick your butt if you pinch me because I//'//m very mean. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 124 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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