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RandyJohnson, PLEASE: To help keep this site INTERACTIVE, please read and comment on at least 3 poems by our other authors for each one you submit. Please take some time out to support our other authors.

My wife is driving me crazy, she wants a brand new Rolls-Royce.
She thinks that I//'//ll buy it, she thinks that I don//'//t have a choice.
She//'//s been demanding that I buy her a Rolls-Royce no matter what.
I//'//m getting very PO//'//ed and I//'//m going to break my foot off in her butt.
That witch expects me to buy it and make monthly payments.
I want to throw her off a building and see her hit the pavement.
My friend just called me, he saw her talking to a Rolls-Royce car dealer.
If she signs the papers, I//'//ll hit the ceiling and then I will kill her.
She has spent so much money that I can//'//t even afford to buy a mouse.
Do you know a hitman that I can hire, she//'//s putting me in the poor house. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 190 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

She Wants A Brand New Rolls-Royce

Contributed by randyjohnson on Friday, 5th February 2016 @ 04:52:04 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

RandyJohnson, PLEASE: To help keep this site INTERACTIVE, please read and comment on at least 3 poems by our other authors for each one you submit. Please take some time out to support our other authors.

My wife is driving me crazy, she wants a brand new Rolls-Royce.
She thinks that I//'//ll buy it, she thinks that I don//'//t have a choice.
She//'//s been demanding that I buy her a Rolls-Royce no matter what.
I//'//m getting very PO//'//ed and I//'//m going to break my foot off in her butt.
That witch expects me to buy it and make monthly payments.
I want to throw her off a building and see her hit the pavement.
My friend just called me, he saw her talking to a Rolls-Royce car dealer.
If she signs the papers, I//'//ll hit the ceiling and then I will kill her.
She has spent so much money that I can//'//t even afford to buy a mouse.
Do you know a hitman that I can hire, she//'//s putting me in the poor house.

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Re: She Wants A Brand New Rolls-Royce (User Rating: 1 )
by irisblue on Friday, 5th February 2016 @ 06:41:28 PM AEST
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I really thought this was a well rhymed poem, funny too but I was a little surprised since you claim to be such a Christian

Re: She Wants A Brand New Rolls-Royce (User Rating: 1 )
by Beyfoxman5 on Saturday, 6th February 2016 @ 08:27:47 AM AEST
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Not easy, I know. Well penned.

Best,

Fox

Re: She Wants A Brand New Rolls-Royce (User Rating: 1 )
by thomasu01 on Saturday, 6th February 2016 @ 11:14:50 AM AEST
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Oh God where do I begin,
I have a broken wiper blade and need a new car. ;-)
One that wears $300 dollar shoes because they are comfortable.
Women and money
and I know yours is
fictional but it is funny.
My old croon fell in love when
she saw the seven bed room
house on our second date.
Now she claims the love is gone?
What? It was never there.
For me she did not care.

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