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[aid] => mick
[title] => Edge of catastrophe
[time] => 2014-11-26 16:01:48
[hometext] => About some of my ambulatory struggles. If I don't laugh at myself, I'm missing the best joke of the day.
[bodytext] => I say hey one day as a walked down the aisle, What is it that need to drink? And this story I tell might ring a bell It's more common than one might think Hey there it is As a reached for a v8 But when I did that It was way too late As the ground came near My reflection became clear On the surface with nowhere to hide On the edge of catastrophe A one-time everyday calamity God Bless my friends and family But honey, this gait don't wanna work Here I go off to the bank That thought was followed by a very loud clank No, not the sound of coins on the counter It was my carcass that fell and sank And as I looked up Ol' Mr. Gluck Extended and offered a hand No thanks teach I appreciate your reach It's just gonna happen agaaaain. On the edge of catastrophe A one-time everyday calamity God Bless my friends and family But honey, this gait don't wanna work Soon after that I felt trouble Oh my dear I saw double As I leaned to read my text Come on guys You won't burst my bubble Cause you know what happened next On the edge of catastrophe A one-time everyday calamity God Bless my friends and family But honey, this gait don't wanna work [comments] => 2 [counter] => 157 [topic] => 43 [informant] => Beyfoxman5 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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