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Array ( [sid] => 177379 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => You need a CAT! [time] => 2013-12-19 22:18:58 [hometext] => He was a cat person; I had a dog.. a playful battle often ensued.. [bodytext] => “You need a cat!” “Don’t you deny it!”
“You can’t resist!” “You wanna try it!”

He’s ruefully pointing his finger at me; rigidly throwing his challenge to see;
If I will give in. He won’t let me pass!
“You want a cat!” (let go of my ass!)

His eyebrows are knitted; His grip’s like a vise; His eyes are on fire (and I’m thinking twice)
Nose to nose now (I try to act bored..). This is a challenge—he won’t be ignored!

His “yes” has a hiss; he changes his ploy;
I’m up in the air like a rag doll toy!
“You sink you can vin?” (If you put me DOWN!)
He’s laughing at me with a menacing frown.

His accent grows deeper: “Zo olt man..”
“Vere haff you hidden ze rocket fuel plan?”
(I can’t wash the dishes! I’m under attack!)
“You haf retatifs in Hackensack?”

The thought of surrender IS crossing my mind;
But I'll be damned if I'll look so inclined!
His eyes dart away; UGH! I have been tricked!
He’s flaunting his power; my face has been licked!

His voice is a whisper… “You vill obey!”
The warmth of his body is pressing it’s way;
into my thoughts with visions delicious;
(I’m getting ideas that supercede dishes!)

“Put me down!” (don’t you dare!)
He growls and bites…
“Don’t grab me there!” (grab a bit to the right!)


This is surrender???
(Perhaps I’ll give in..
Your mouth is like velvet, please don’t let me win!)

He’s pouting and doe-eyed; “You don’t vant to play?”
He’s lowering me down; I’m slipping away…

His boil is a simmer. (I’m starting to panic!)
(I want a tune-up my darling mechanic!)
Come back here! Don’t stop! Don’t lose the mood!
(You don’t need a shower, icewater, or food!)

I need a cat! I wanna try!
The rocket fuel formula’s stamped on my thigh!

(Nevermind Hacken; remember the Sack?
Take me, I’m yours..for chrissakes, come back!)
-------------------------------------------------
One hour later, two lay intertwined;
Mutually delivered, sealed, and signed.

The sink’s full of dishes and dinner will keep..
Don’t you dare touch me…
You nut, let me sleep.
[comments] => 4 [counter] => 292 [topic] => 7 [informant] => softerware [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
You need a CAT!

Contributed by softerware on Thursday, 19th December 2013 @ 10:18:58 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



“You need a cat!” “Don’t you deny it!”
“You can’t resist!” “You wanna try it!”

He’s ruefully pointing his finger at me; rigidly throwing his challenge to see;
If I will give in. He won’t let me pass!
“You want a cat!” (let go of my ass!)

His eyebrows are knitted; His grip’s like a vise; His eyes are on fire (and I’m thinking twice)
Nose to nose now (I try to act bored..). This is a challenge—he won’t be ignored!

His “yes” has a hiss; he changes his ploy;
I’m up in the air like a rag doll toy!
“You sink you can vin?” (If you put me DOWN!)
He’s laughing at me with a menacing frown.

His accent grows deeper: “Zo olt man..”
“Vere haff you hidden ze rocket fuel plan?”
(I can’t wash the dishes! I’m under attack!)
“You haf retatifs in Hackensack?”

The thought of surrender IS crossing my mind;
But I'll be damned if I'll look so inclined!
His eyes dart away; UGH! I have been tricked!
He’s flaunting his power; my face has been licked!

His voice is a whisper… “You vill obey!”
The warmth of his body is pressing it’s way;
into my thoughts with visions delicious;
(I’m getting ideas that supercede dishes!)

“Put me down!” (don’t you dare!)
He growls and bites…
“Don’t grab me there!” (grab a bit to the right!)


This is surrender???
(Perhaps I’ll give in..
Your mouth is like velvet, please don’t let me win!)

He’s pouting and doe-eyed; “You don’t vant to play?”
He’s lowering me down; I’m slipping away…

His boil is a simmer. (I’m starting to panic!)
(I want a tune-up my darling mechanic!)
Come back here! Don’t stop! Don’t lose the mood!
(You don’t need a shower, icewater, or food!)

I need a cat! I wanna try!
The rocket fuel formula’s stamped on my thigh!

(Nevermind Hacken; remember the Sack?
Take me, I’m yours..for chrissakes, come back!)
-------------------------------------------------
One hour later, two lay intertwined;
Mutually delivered, sealed, and signed.

The sink’s full of dishes and dinner will keep..
Don’t you dare touch me…
You nut, let me sleep.




Copyright © softerware ... [ 2013-12-19 22:18:58]
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Re: You need a CAT! (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 20th December 2013 @ 01:08:50 AM AEST
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That was great! And somewhat steamy.


Re: You need a CAT! (User Rating: 1 )
by speedy on Friday, 20th December 2013 @ 09:27:34 PM AEST
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Interesting point of view.

Good write.

Hannah B


Re: You need a CAT! (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 17th January 2014 @ 03:36:37 AM AEST
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Clever and humourous. I like your style.
I think I'll try the 'you need a cat' routine on my wife, but I'm not expecting the same result.


Re: You need a CAT! (User Rating: 1 )
by reprobate on Monday, 26th May 2014 @ 02:03:46 AM AEST
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A great tribute to love. And yes, a bit steamy.
I certainly can sympathize having been with the cat person, once.
Thankfully, I think, my wife could not have ever picked me up. She was only 110 to my 210 and half a foot larger than her! ;-)
We ended up with just my dog, though. Such claims as too many mouths to fees were proved erroneous...we ended with kids. Real human type children. Argh...
Loved this!
Thank you ever so much for sharing...




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