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(I don't leave any paw prints on my mat.)

It's impossible to believe I could wheeze.
(I've yet to run out of breath.)

It's impossible to believe I could fly.
(Else I'd be arrested by now.)

It's impossible to believe I was alone.
(People surrounded me everywhere I go.)

It's impossible to believe I could lie.
(I was raised in a Catholic household...)

There are a lot of things I believe are impossible.

But you must be wondering about what I believe ARE possible, right?

I believe that cats can talk.
(The TV said so!)

I believe that boats can fly.
(They made an airplane do it!)

I believe that water can roar.
(The waves of the ocean can be so loud!)

I believe that porcupines are cuddly.
(You just have to pluck away the spines.)

I believe that I'm funny.
(I've seen my mother laugh several times.)

See, there are things that I believe.

Wait–What?

No, I am not CRAZY!

YOU are for believing whatever I said just now!

Now THAT is something impossible to believe. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 253 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Ensis718 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Impossible to Believe

Contributed by Ensis718 on Saturday, 11th August 2012 @ 04:40:03 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

It's impossible to believe I was a cat.
(I don't leave any paw prints on my mat.)

It's impossible to believe I could wheeze.
(I've yet to run out of breath.)

It's impossible to believe I could fly.
(Else I'd be arrested by now.)

It's impossible to believe I was alone.
(People surrounded me everywhere I go.)

It's impossible to believe I could lie.
(I was raised in a Catholic household...)

There are a lot of things I believe are impossible.

But you must be wondering about what I believe ARE possible, right?

I believe that cats can talk.
(The TV said so!)

I believe that boats can fly.
(They made an airplane do it!)

I believe that water can roar.
(The waves of the ocean can be so loud!)

I believe that porcupines are cuddly.
(You just have to pluck away the spines.)

I believe that I'm funny.
(I've seen my mother laugh several times.)

See, there are things that I believe.

Wait–What?

No, I am not CRAZY!

YOU are for believing whatever I said just now!

Now THAT is something impossible to believe.

Copyright Â© Ensis718 ... [ 2012-08-11 16:40:03]
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Re: Impossible to Believe (User Rating: 1 )
by dvtpdw on Saturday, 11th August 2012 @ 05:30:26 PM AEST
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I like this! You caught my attention and carried my smile to the end. Great write. Thank you for sharing, P.

Re: Impossible to Believe (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 11th August 2012 @ 08:41:01 PM AEST
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It is whimsical and funny and you do got a sense of humor. It's kind of, in comparison, like Steve Martin. Remember, not sure if you do, the eighties, where he published a book of his personal musings. You know, something like, if you want to feel funny it's not a bad idea to put a slice of bologna in each shoe.
I like it because if you got a sense of humor you do remove a lot of stress and actually make others at ease and more likely to think.

Thanks a lot - it's really nifty, so to speak!

Peace!

Re: Impossible to Believe (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 12th August 2012 @ 03:23:41 AM AEST
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This is such a light-hearted and enjoyable read! :) Good job!

Re: Impossible to Believe (User Rating: 1 )
by Stalkee on Monday, 13th August 2012 @ 12:44:30 AM AEST
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You certainly put a much needed grin on my face. And I thank you for that! I appreciate anyone that can write humorous poetry - it has never been my strong point.

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