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[sid] => 171861
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => You Silly Beaver
[time] => 2012-04-11 09:54:30
[hometext] => To Cory. You crazy little 9th grader :D
[bodytext] => What a nice day to spend by the river, just watching the animals. Oh how lovely the river looks, all crystal clear and what not. The fish swim by a cutely and awkwardly with their fins. Oh look it's a cute beaver! I just want to touch it! Maybe he can be my pet!! Just the thought is exciting! I will be the ultimate beaver owner!! -Slowly approaching the beaver the man finds himself jumping with too much excitement- -The beaver looks around, knowing something is coming his way to sabotage his work- (The beaver looks at the man and says) Dude what are you doing? (The man about cries out in shock) Okay listen, I don't want you to get all up in my business. Seriously leave. Your annoying. Now I swear, come again and I'll bite something off. This can be promised. Go down the road a bit. There is a Zebra named Frank, bother him. (The man starts to say something) MARCARAKAKA!! SCram!!!!!! -The man never ran harder in his life- The beaver just laughs and pulls out a nice log to enjoy his victory of traumatizing another silly man. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 200 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ShaeBay [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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