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[title] => What I said to god
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[bodytext] => What I said to god Standing at the pearly gates The lord asked me this What was the high point of your life, my son? And to him I said this Well it would have to be the beginning, the very start When my mother gave birth to me and my life began See I was born out of wedlock With only a mother to give me love And she gave me all I needed With a little help from the lord above That be you my man, my father See I could have been aborted I could have been adopted But I was kept and loved From day one to today, my death Who could ask for a better moment, than the first? I’ve had it rough And things where tough I’ve been called all kinds of stuff And sometimes I’ve had enough But my mother she always loved me, no matter what So having a start full of love Made me strong And this is my high point, lord Additional comedy verse So now I’m here in heaven What could possibly go wrong? So send along the hot naked chicks And fire up another bong As one life ends another is about to start Pull my finger dude Smell this cheesy fart Red suits you my man Is it a bit hot in here? Can someone turn down the heating? By banjosandwitch 12/03/12 [comments] => 2 [counter] => 300 [topic] => 56 [informant] => banjosandwitch [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => sarcasticpoetry )
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