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[aid] => mick
[title] => DESIGNATED DRIVER
[time] => 2012-01-04 01:06:27
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[bodytext] => Bartender pouring bubbly Into my squeaky clean glass, In remembrance of The days now past! Clink Clink! Cheer Cheer! Designated driver, Root Beer! I will wipe the foam From my mustache. On rye toast have Some corned beef hash! Then I shall drive These characters home. They had their beer, And I had none. The designated driver Of all wagon trains, Cannot have drunks Pushing cows in vain. For if he stumbles Getting on his horse, The coming stampede Is much far worse! [comments] => 0 [counter] => 69 [topic] => 40 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => fantasy )
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