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[aid] => mick
[title] => A Strange Tale
[time] => 2011-12-03 04:31:39
[hometext] => A fun poem about the past
[bodytext] => A Strange Tale This is a tale of Mary Bright Gave a left hand signal then turned right A team of coach and horses racing by Sent Mary’s bike into the sky This accident could have been prevented If rear view mirrors had been invented Out came the shovels and a bin To put the remains of Mary in Undertakers called Hope and Pin Created such a disgraceful sin Started fighting over Mary’s bin As they fought the crowd joined in While this action was going on Two body snatchers came along This opportunity could not be passed Picked up the bin then ran off fast Delivering it to doctor Quinn He took the parts out from the bin This challenge he thought was really great Drank two bottles of Gin to celebrate While still inebriated from the Gin Assembled the parts from Mary’s bin When the parts were sewn up tight He had re-produced Mary Bright She started nagging him that night And continued on until broad day light Knowing that he was doing right Returning Mary to Tommy Bright When Tommy found she wasn’t a ghost In celebration he gave a toast To nagging wives who I love the most Tell you the truth I’m as deaf as a post Ray Johnson [comments] => 1 [counter] => 95 [topic] => 7 [informant] => geordie [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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