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[aid] => mick
[title] => UNDER TALL
[time] => 2011-10-31 00:36:49
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[bodytext] => I’m not so much overweight, As much as I’m under tall! If I was only six foot nine, My mirror wouldn’t be so appalled! If I had been born a Holstein, My pot roast would be loaded with fat! You need not be so alarmed sir, For that’s where all the flavor is at! When I need a place to stay I go and visit the YMCA! The basketball court is really nice, Just throw down a mattress to get fresh lice! I told you once I’m under tall, So nothing fits at the shopping mall. Don’t weep for me for when I’m bare, My body is covered by this fat and hair! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 103 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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