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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Don't drink and talk to muggers (humor)
[time] => 2010-12-05 23:46:09
[hometext] => How to make a mugger laugh instead of rob you. (please don't actually try this haha)
[bodytext] => You see Mr. Mugger... My friend he screamed in my ear, And thus… I can no longer hear. The colors they slide and they swirl, there was a girl I danced with…named Earl? I tried to sit and I fell on my face, so that is why... I look like I'm maced. I went to buy some drinks for my friends, And the bartender said “that's a five, not a ten.” He gave me a drink and I laughed at myself, My money was gone after 10 shots of top shelf. I danced all night and I had a great time. And hell I’m sure… this is a bad rhyme. But wow… I had the time of my life. So frankly...sir... I'm not scared of your knife. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 156 [topic] => 43 [informant] => deusdeira [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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